ive been buying old magazines for collages and i found this
(via cynaschism)Sep 13, 2014
Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.
at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke. nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.
white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response. tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.
(via cuterpillar)Sep 13, 2014
Sep 10, 2014
Photographs by Rotimi Fani-Kayode printed in The Face, issue 65, September 1985.
there are only 3 types of girls
- girls who loved dragons too much in elementary school
- girls who loved wolves too much in elementary school
- girls who loved horses too much in elementary school
that’s every flavor of girl there is
(via mirroir)May 26, 2014
Jan 29, 2014
Mountain Goats trivia known by few: usually somewhere in the tour vehicle there’s a blanket or a pillow bearing an image similar to this one, an image clearly designed to impart feelings of tranquility or peace or simple escape
that pillow or blanket belongs to me, I bought it at a truck stop around day 2 of the tour, I need it like I need water, and woe betide the person who comes between me and said pillow or blanket
Jan 29, 2014
wanna make friends with the bipes biporus and just hang out talkin about what kinds of rocks are warmest or whatever
Fede silver ring, 15th century. Italy.
This ring combines the ancient fede - faith motif of two hands clasped together, with another motif depicting two hands holding a heart.These symbols signified love and fidelity. It is likely that this ring was a love token, representing everlasting love, or perhaps a betrothal ring. Fede rings were made all over Europe in the Middle Ages. V&A
(via mirroir)Jan 18, 2014
When you’re 45th in civil liberties, 19th in economic freedom, and #1 in prisoners per capita, I think it’s officially time to stop bragging about being the “freest country on earth”–and maybe time to start thinking about how to rebuild that image.Daniel Bier, "Is the US “The Freest Country In the World”? – By the Numbers" (via blamethe1st)
(via loveyourchaos)Jan 18, 2014